Friday, March 23, 2007

Sequel Under Production!

The Original Producers has been neglected for quite some time. Not to worry, as there's a new sequel under production as we speak!! Here's a brief recap of the past year or two since anybody's posted about our joyous office:

-Many have come and gone (as always)
-Mr. Happy Go To is now one of the most senior employees with The Producers. At two and a half years, I'm the only one left from past eras except for Lynette, Flo, Charlie and Mama Bear.
-Mackey pulled the ejection lever a few weeks ago which just thrilled Charlie.
-The Producers actually will have to eventually pay rent now that "It's time we sold the building, it's been long enough, too time consuming to manage and a good time to market it." And by that they mean: "We needed to sell it before the bank finished foreclosure proceeding."

Anyhoo, there will be more to come later, but I've invited two current Producers employees to start posting as well. (Former staff members are welcome too, just leave a comment or send me an e-mail or something and I'll invite you!). Without further adieu I introduce:

Lynette - Who has been with the company for 8 years or something insane. Clearly she has a very high BS tolerance and superhuman patience. Having to cope with 3 young boys and a husband (i.e. 4 young boys) probably lessens the amount of irritation she feels here to a dull throb.

Blake - Our new star finance employee is a recent graduate from UCF. Generally cheerful with a positive disposition, I am now clearly detecting some budding cynicism since the departure of Mackey. He now holds the head finance position which I deem the Worst Job Ever(tm) due to the constant required interaction with Charlie. Poor bastard.

More to come!

-Mr. Happy Goto

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